Google adsense has been acting up lately dropping a big name publisher, angering another big name publisher, and dropping a few 45n5 readers from their program lately.

For the cause I rounded up an affiliate marketing first, the president George Bush speaks out exclusively for 45n5.com about adsense. (disclosure: George Bush is the president of the united states)

Georgie said he could come up with dozens of reasons he hates google adsense however I told him to keep the list to ten, so here they are:

George Bush - Ten Reasons I Hate Google Adsense

10. The only help you get is a help file

9. The ads do not make no money

8. Adsense bans people for farting

7. Adsense only cares about the Unites States

6. Adsense reporting sucks

5. Adsense ad formats are SO outdated

4. They don’t have phone support

3. What is my cut? Why so secritive Adsense?

2. “Contextual” ads ain’t too contextual

1. Google Adsense folks are a bunch of DEMOCRATS!

Thanks Georgie for the list. Hopefully we can get you back on 45n5.com in the near future.